Ever get one of those War and Peace-length emails that you just roll your eyes at? This was an epic email that Neville from Kopywriting Kourse started sending to people who wrote way too much. It was funny and useful for him, but might be a bit too offensive for your brand.
Here’s another template you can use:
Thanks for the email! In the future, I’d really appreciate it if you could condense your messages a bit, so we could get down to business even faster!